After The Date Are You Really In Love?
Posted on 09/06/2009
Is it destiny, desire, or desperation? Is it love, lust, or location, location, location? How do you know for sure if what you are feeling is the real deal ? Easy. These simple checklist will help you after the date to decide if it is a fabulous romance or a fatal attraction .
Checklist A
- You read the sport pages before the entertainment section.
- You develop a keen fascination for plant spores, or whatever else he is into, to the point of taking a class and boring yourself and your friends to tears.
- You offer to do his laundry for nothing in return.
- He ask you if you are outdoorsy and you buy an 800$ mountain bike.
- Your bad girl get pissed because you are not returning their phone calls.
- You volunteer to cook dinner for a bunch of guys and watch Monday Night Football, your new favorite show.
- You use the words soul mates seriously in a sentence.
- You don't shove him out of bed when he snores like a snorting hog.
- You get king of excited when his dog humps your leg.
If you checked 6 or more, this isn't dating, this is hell.
If you checked 6 or fewer, you might still find your true love.
Checklist B
- You lose 10 pounds while eating five steak dinner a eek.
- You make your beloved pet sleep on the floor for the first night.
- You start buying beer.
- You don't mind what you see when you look in his ear.
- You let him shave your legs.
- You add his number to your speed dial on all three of your phones.
- You forget to pay your bills, even though you have the money.
- You think men who burp and fart are suddenly kind of cute.
- You actually want to meet his mother.
- You agree to attend a wrestling match, as a one time deal only.
- Your orgasms are effortless.
If you checked more than 6, you are on the right track but make him work harder for your love! If you checked 5 or fewer is fatal attraction, keep trying you may need a bigger dating pool. If all of the above apply, you are a big winner is a fabulous romance! It is the jackpot true love. Congratulations.
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