The Man Translator

Posted on 09/06/2009

It is tempting to think all you problems will go away once you start dating and get into a relationship. But the truth is, your old problems don't go away you get new ones !

When it comes to tackling a communication gap, remember that knowledge is power. As long as you read between the lines, you will stay in the driver's seat. Here is the men translator.

What he says - What he means

• I really get into talking about my feelings.
• (I'talk about feelings if it gets me into your pants.)

• Im' not very close to my family
• (Will you be my mommy?)

• Ikea rocks!
• (I have got huge student loans.)

• I go out with my buddies at least once a week.
• (I am dating other women.)

• I love lingerie
• (Can i try yours?)

• I talk to my parents every day.
• (Are you sodependent too?)

• I am not looking for a serious relationship right now.
• (Wanna do it?)

• I don't believe in sex before marriage.
• (I think i'm gay, but humor me for a few months, okey?)

• I would love for you to meet my mother on our second date.
• (I still want you for booty calls.)

• I still really value you as a friend.
• (I still want you for booty calls.)

• My career has always been my top priority.
• (I have a two inch penis.)

• The sexiest thing about you is your mind.
• (You are not that attractive but i'll still sleep with you.)

• I work out a lot.
• (I really love my body! Can i show you?)

• This is so special! Let's keep it between us.
• (I would be totally humiliated if anyone knew we were dating.)

• She has nothing to do with us.
• (I don't even think about you when i sleep with her.)

• My pagesRis the best way to reach me.
• (I'm married.)

• I think we should slow things down for a while.
• (Oh shit, I'm falling in love)

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