Worst Pickup Lines
Posted on 11/24/2009
No guy wants to be lonely. Everyone is looking for a relationship on websites such as PlentyOfFish or AdultFriendFinder. But the last word is always for a woman to say. However, there are some techniques to attract women and keep their interest. These are so-called pick-up lines.
They are numberless. It can be difficult to choose the right ones. But you should definitely know the ones you must not use.
The first big mistake is to ask: “Your place or mine.” The answer could be “Yours.” But then will follow a quite unpleasant remark that you can start by yourself. Thus, there is no possible way you will ever see her again.
Some try to call for sympathy and say a sad phrase like: “I only have three months to live.” Never do that or you can get in reply: “Where can I send the flowers?” Girls are not very sympathetic these days.
Others think they look cool saying “My lips are registered weapons.” She can ask to point it at you and pull the trigger. This is an evident sign of your failure.
If you suppose it is funny to ask: “You know what I like about you? My arms.” You can get really disappointed when she says back she does not see anything likable about you.
It is no use asking: “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” She will ask you to walk by again, but not to stop till you out of the state. So you will be got down again.
These are just a few examples of the phrases you should avoid while meeting women. Hopefully, the idea is clear to you. You would better think of some unusual, unique and of course pleasant to hear things, which (that is important) have sense. Try to get rid of clichés. They do not work any more.
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